Badger Tongs.

Hahaaaa :') Read eclipse today. Again.

The books are good at the time, but in hindsight, theyre absolutely PANTS. PANTS i say!!

But, the character Jacob to me is adorable. I pity him, i really do. And, i apologise to Miles if you do read this, Taylor Lautner is extremely pretty. This is a fact.



Hello Mother. :)

We have the tree up now, put it up yesterday, and so we have moved the furniture so that the tree is central to the room :) By doing so, we have sectioned offf one sofa and its kind of hidden behind the tree. Mum needs human contact in order to survive. Thus, three people on a sofa. :D.



Erm, what else... Went to my dad's this weekend and while crawling around on the floor with little bother number 2 i whacked my knee on a step. Ow. Big Purple Bruise. I couldnt even shout 'poo'... because we dont say 'poo' in front of oliver, he's young and easily misled :P



Erm, i also slept on an air bed. Its my new alternative to that manky old fold out bed. Problem is, it was inflated enough, so during the night i sank. that was fun waking up this morning surrounded by BED. :O



Erm. Christmas soon, we all excited?!?! I'd like to think YES.its luuuuuush <3>

OK, am off now to watch XFACTOR FINALS!!! go olly murs!!!!

Have hit the bottle already (j2O)

Am covered in tinsel from my tinselly headband.

Aaaaand words of wisdom for this blog:

Glitter is ALWAYS fun in Xmas cards. Fill them all with glitter and spread the Joy and Hoovering. xx

Good Evening :)

We're watching children in need. BIG UP PUDSY and donate you stingy people.
Except this little 'bit' with the impersonators. You're not funny. It's so unreal, the fake terry is sober... and skinny. But the girl's got it spot on :)
3,,,,
2.....
1....
no. false alarm...He's not asleep.
AHHH THEME TUNE TO HARRY POTTER- to the pictures of disabled children. AAAHH ITS RON <3 AAHHH!! HERMIONE'S EYEBROWS!! they're melting my ffaaaaaace. No really, type into youtube 'Emma watson- Actress or eyebrow?' and theres a video about her eyebrows. its immense :)

Erm... OK So....
im waiting for my stepdad to fall asleep xD this is what I call ENTERTAINMENT :D
Oh dear... legally blonde the musical?!?! what what?? this song is just 'OMG you guys'
This isnt a real musical. No way.

OK and moving on to other topics please?
JOHN LAUGHED AT IZZYS JOKE!! AAAHHH :) haha <3

AndAndAnd. that is all. Izzy bullied me into writing this blog, so thats why i did it. Nothing too interesting, but are you happy izzy? ARE YOU?? ARE YOU?!

Erm advice of the day:
Holidays ARE coming people. Are you ready? THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUUUUUU!!! x

Im not bored

Because only boring people get bored ;P They do it ALL.

Gordon [lovingly referred to as Hostage/the angry ginger/ the stepdad] is asleep with a stupid war programme on. Lucky i have my trusty itunes to lift my moodlings :]



OK so that is all. Short and sweet.
Always know: Never invade poland, people will think you're evil, kay?

Oh Fe, You Sneaky Bean :)

Heh Heh Heh, my stepdad thinks im doing my economics coursework xD Frantic typing + a stern look on my face and random checks in my book = The look of a hard working person :D

So here's the story: ((Cunningly stolen phrase from Sophie Martin <3))

My mum is doing her Uni coursework and she's like MAAAHicantdoit and spending aaaaall day on the computer, so I had to get up at 8 AM in order to steal the computer off her to do this econ coursework that i cant do!! what fun eh?
Erm andddd the ol boyfriend is coming over today and im probably going to make him watch me do my work, lol at my bad girlfriendness :P

Went to see an acoustic night last night!! Anyone reading this must go out and buy Sophy J's album NOW. It's at Mid Air Music, down chatham Highstreet. Proper Lush.

Well, the mother has awoken!! I have about 10 minutes till she's finished her tea + fag combo and realises im on the PC...

Advice of the day: Never leave homework till last minute, or if you do, make sure you can get away with it :D Ciaoo.

Hello Julia,

Apparent 2nd reader of my blog :P Hahaaaa
And my first reader is having an eppy fit on my sofa. She wont die though, we keep some paddly things in the cupboard, just in case she DOES flat line.

Uhm so, i went to Portugal! It was awesome but the town was so uber small!! Like. really small.

AAAAH if my dishwasher dosnt show up SOON i will SHOOT IT. i dont care if it's new, it's got to learn. Beeping in this household isnt acceptable.

Errrm what else to write? JULIA!! Help me please!

HaHaaaa, Izzy made john laugh, it was the happiest i'd seen her in ages untill... Dun Dun Duuuuun, TOKIO HOTEL came on the PC. We had to pull out the paddles.

So julia, and any other readers which i do not know about:
It's not bad weather, but inappropriate clothing.


Ciaoooo xx

The flight went silence.

Hmm. Im tired. Izzy -poke- is sleeping on my sofa :) gotta love izzy - every house needs one! :D
Uh Uh Uh..
Oh Yeah!! My Title!! It's what the people on the news said! the REAL thing they should have said was 'SILENT' with a T. Ha.
Holyy shit. There was some dead girl on the TV, :'( Big Tears. Sad Times.
and whooops what at unfortunate shape for a gravestone! It looks like aaaa ppppppppencil. :)
Tut Tut, izzy for having a dirty mind ;P

My teeth have gone wonky again :/ i should wear my retainer, but i dont think it will work. Oh wells :)

I want to see my old friends. Now. but im tooo shy to talk to them, cos we wont really have any conversation.

Uh Uh Uh.. izzy, if you're reading this, i really DID have a secret to tell you, but not sure how to say it. so read this and quiz me please?
Ok, that's it for now... goodnight lovers, haters and master debaters ;P

Im a house cat! we dont just yell 'Bombs away!' and go whereever!

HaHa, watching stuart little 2, this is a beautiful yet IRRITATING film.
I just want these people to wear black. Please. Some purple? SOMETHING that says you're normal!!!
Oh and please stop smiling ¬.¬
Not that im a negative person :P

"george dosnt know poop from apple sauce, and i say that with all affection'' - the cat is by far the best one by far.

Well, i thought i should share that with, uhm, izzy, the only person who appears to be reading this ;P

Wisdom: If all clouds = silver lining, bring on the clouds! (prices for gold and silver are going up ;P)