Badger Tongs.

Hahaaaa :') Read eclipse today. Again.

The books are good at the time, but in hindsight, theyre absolutely PANTS. PANTS i say!!

But, the character Jacob to me is adorable. I pity him, i really do. And, i apologise to Miles if you do read this, Taylor Lautner is extremely pretty. This is a fact.



Hello Mother. :)

We have the tree up now, put it up yesterday, and so we have moved the furniture so that the tree is central to the room :) By doing so, we have sectioned offf one sofa and its kind of hidden behind the tree. Mum needs human contact in order to survive. Thus, three people on a sofa. :D.



Erm, what else... Went to my dad's this weekend and while crawling around on the floor with little bother number 2 i whacked my knee on a step. Ow. Big Purple Bruise. I couldnt even shout 'poo'... because we dont say 'poo' in front of oliver, he's young and easily misled :P



Erm, i also slept on an air bed. Its my new alternative to that manky old fold out bed. Problem is, it was inflated enough, so during the night i sank. that was fun waking up this morning surrounded by BED. :O



Erm. Christmas soon, we all excited?!?! I'd like to think YES.its luuuuuush <3>

OK, am off now to watch XFACTOR FINALS!!! go olly murs!!!!

Have hit the bottle already (j2O)

Am covered in tinsel from my tinselly headband.

Aaaaand words of wisdom for this blog:

Glitter is ALWAYS fun in Xmas cards. Fill them all with glitter and spread the Joy and Hoovering. xx

Good Evening :)

We're watching children in need. BIG UP PUDSY and donate you stingy people.
Except this little 'bit' with the impersonators. You're not funny. It's so unreal, the fake terry is sober... and skinny. But the girl's got it spot on :)
3,,,,
2.....
1....
no. false alarm...He's not asleep.
AHHH THEME TUNE TO HARRY POTTER- to the pictures of disabled children. AAAHH ITS RON <3 AAHHH!! HERMIONE'S EYEBROWS!! they're melting my ffaaaaaace. No really, type into youtube 'Emma watson- Actress or eyebrow?' and theres a video about her eyebrows. its immense :)

Erm... OK So....
im waiting for my stepdad to fall asleep xD this is what I call ENTERTAINMENT :D
Oh dear... legally blonde the musical?!?! what what?? this song is just 'OMG you guys'
This isnt a real musical. No way.

OK and moving on to other topics please?
JOHN LAUGHED AT IZZYS JOKE!! AAAHHH :) haha <3

AndAndAnd. that is all. Izzy bullied me into writing this blog, so thats why i did it. Nothing too interesting, but are you happy izzy? ARE YOU?? ARE YOU?!

Erm advice of the day:
Holidays ARE coming people. Are you ready? THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUUUUUU!!! x

Im not bored

Because only boring people get bored ;P They do it ALL.

Gordon [lovingly referred to as Hostage/the angry ginger/ the stepdad] is asleep with a stupid war programme on. Lucky i have my trusty itunes to lift my moodlings :]



OK so that is all. Short and sweet.
Always know: Never invade poland, people will think you're evil, kay?

Oh Fe, You Sneaky Bean :)

Heh Heh Heh, my stepdad thinks im doing my economics coursework xD Frantic typing + a stern look on my face and random checks in my book = The look of a hard working person :D

So here's the story: ((Cunningly stolen phrase from Sophie Martin <3))

My mum is doing her Uni coursework and she's like MAAAHicantdoit and spending aaaaall day on the computer, so I had to get up at 8 AM in order to steal the computer off her to do this econ coursework that i cant do!! what fun eh?
Erm andddd the ol boyfriend is coming over today and im probably going to make him watch me do my work, lol at my bad girlfriendness :P

Went to see an acoustic night last night!! Anyone reading this must go out and buy Sophy J's album NOW. It's at Mid Air Music, down chatham Highstreet. Proper Lush.

Well, the mother has awoken!! I have about 10 minutes till she's finished her tea + fag combo and realises im on the PC...

Advice of the day: Never leave homework till last minute, or if you do, make sure you can get away with it :D Ciaoo.

Hello Julia,

Apparent 2nd reader of my blog :P Hahaaaa
And my first reader is having an eppy fit on my sofa. She wont die though, we keep some paddly things in the cupboard, just in case she DOES flat line.

Uhm so, i went to Portugal! It was awesome but the town was so uber small!! Like. really small.

AAAAH if my dishwasher dosnt show up SOON i will SHOOT IT. i dont care if it's new, it's got to learn. Beeping in this household isnt acceptable.

Errrm what else to write? JULIA!! Help me please!

HaHaaaa, Izzy made john laugh, it was the happiest i'd seen her in ages untill... Dun Dun Duuuuun, TOKIO HOTEL came on the PC. We had to pull out the paddles.

So julia, and any other readers which i do not know about:
It's not bad weather, but inappropriate clothing.


Ciaoooo xx

The flight went silence.

Hmm. Im tired. Izzy -poke- is sleeping on my sofa :) gotta love izzy - every house needs one! :D
Uh Uh Uh..
Oh Yeah!! My Title!! It's what the people on the news said! the REAL thing they should have said was 'SILENT' with a T. Ha.
Holyy shit. There was some dead girl on the TV, :'( Big Tears. Sad Times.
and whooops what at unfortunate shape for a gravestone! It looks like aaaa ppppppppencil. :)
Tut Tut, izzy for having a dirty mind ;P

My teeth have gone wonky again :/ i should wear my retainer, but i dont think it will work. Oh wells :)

I want to see my old friends. Now. but im tooo shy to talk to them, cos we wont really have any conversation.

Uh Uh Uh.. izzy, if you're reading this, i really DID have a secret to tell you, but not sure how to say it. so read this and quiz me please?
Ok, that's it for now... goodnight lovers, haters and master debaters ;P

Im a house cat! we dont just yell 'Bombs away!' and go whereever!

HaHa, watching stuart little 2, this is a beautiful yet IRRITATING film.
I just want these people to wear black. Please. Some purple? SOMETHING that says you're normal!!!
Oh and please stop smiling ¬.¬
Not that im a negative person :P

"george dosnt know poop from apple sauce, and i say that with all affection'' - the cat is by far the best one by far.

Well, i thought i should share that with, uhm, izzy, the only person who appears to be reading this ;P

Wisdom: If all clouds = silver lining, bring on the clouds! (prices for gold and silver are going up ;P)

What ARE hiccups, exactly?

So blog of the day, eh?
Well today was really nice actually, i went to my boyfriends and had a jolly good time...
Actually, it wasnt jolly good, but it made me feel LOADS better ^-^. I was feeling pretty poo and down and i started talking to Milio about it and oops, there I go blubbing and getting upset, but he handled it really well, he's so lovely ^-^ I've got a winner already :D

And theres not really any other kind of news, I just wanted to put down, for permanent, how lovely I find Miles William Balderston at this exact moment in time - so happy be I that i recon Im a brain in a vat hooked up to a PC. Even though I have cried tonight for the first time in aaages, it made me feel better <3

And i've put the emails me and my mum sent each other into a book. Tbh, its a pretty darn good book and I hope to sell it when Im a grown up, or even when Im not a grown up. Either way I hope to bring GLEE to the masses.

Wisdom of the day - You're naked without a smile.

Xxxxx

Sooo, read any good books lately?

HaHaaaa the title is just as ice breaker
all said in jest, i swear.

But yes. Blogging.... Izzy made me lol this morning, she saw John in his car and ran off after him :) I laughed in the middle of the path and got some scared looks from the ickle year 8s. Ahhh well, i never wanted to be seen as sane any way ;P
Went to see ZombieLand yesterday, granted it was funny but i did not like it one bit. toooooooooooooooo graphic :( scary stuff i can handle, but truly gross stuff is like 'ewwww... puke'

Awww this is a bit side-tracky, but i love those Bupa adverts!! They make me feel like everything is going to be happy ^-^ cos it's these little blobs bopping all over my telly space :) Happy Times. :)

And.. uhm... what else have i done?
changed izzy's background to a bum chin. Shows her i care. <3
OH OH and im going to Moot tomorrow, should be pants but i need the CAS hours!!! seriosly, im going to FAIL IB cos i cant be bothered to get off my bum and do something :P it'll all be alright on the night :D

note to self: log one hour for doing the posters i did not do ;P

Aaaaaannddd
save trees... we need them to breath!
Oh siigh, my blog is nicht so good :/
I was at church the other day, and there was this massive big ol speech thing from this guy on a DVD and it was SO BORING!! the only thing going through my head was 'im a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle. Here is my spout. llalalalalalaaa hear me shout, tip me over and pour me out.'
I dont even know the words!!1 xD

Peace out people, live long and prosper till the next blog, where ill put some more helpful hints.
Like Alan Titchmarsh. <3

Relish my humour, like a delicious Dip

The title is stolen from izzy
(turns to my right)
sorry izzy.
HeHe ^.^

Wellll the last few days i've been home with an eye infection, for which my family lovingly nicknamed me Quasi... like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Thanks guys. What a way to boost my self esteem xD :P But really, it was HUGE... a little like Quasimodo's eye...

Aaaaaaand.... i met a boy who is the DOUBLE of daniel radcliffe.. srsly. And he had a friend who was like hermione, and they were SOOO in love ^.^ it was rather cute <3. But yea, I felt bad for the 'Ron' of the three... she (yes, a she) was a little bit of a 5th wheel... I gave her a hug ^.^

I'm enjoying these ^.^ at the moment ^.^ Makes me ^.^ Happy ^.^ ^.^
HeHe.

:( Lol, my mum and izzy are having a go at me for not seeing my boyfriend. Im having quality bonding time with the girlies :D So There.
I want popcorn. and icecream.. and jelly...
get it for me, interwebs!! i want it NOWWWWWWW :)
izzy... can you pass me my drink? please?
why?
please?
:(
:'(
How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a kiss ;P

We're off now, to play with Microsoft Sam :D it's going to be a RIVETING evening :D <3

I give in to Peer Pressure

LOL, yeah so... my friend IZZY told me to do this, and duh, I said yes :P
Right... I've never done a blog before?! HaHa i'll google it :)
It says write what you know... Helpfull....
Kay, so my name is Fe aaaaand I have a family :) they are pretty cool tbh, a little MAAAAD but that makes things interesting eh?

My mum is addicted to phone games, like an actuall teenager. Shes short. :)
My stepdad laughs when he's angry (?!) He also likes to drink. Alcahol.
My dad and stepmum live in sittingbourne and I dont see them all that much, but they're OK... all very much 'the normals', like 2 kids, watch strictly come dancing,,, dont laugh that much...

Uhhhh my friends are too many to count (and im not being big headed or anything, there actually is too many to mention!!) :)
The one who pressured me into this is called isabelle and she's staying with me for a bit, but practically lives here anyway, even when her own house isnt in dissarray :)
My next closest (geographically as well as all the other-lly) is Yanna/rhianna and she is fun too :) they're pretty much family as well :)

I have a boyfriend, Miles/Milio and he's lovely :) ((well Duh, otherwise he wouldnt be my boyfriend)) he's around here quite a lot too :)

OK, so that's about a rough outline, i spose there'll be a few more bits about this as we go...

Ooooh my cat is smelly :(

HaHa, my family make me chuckle :') we call the cat's water bowl 'the fountain of youth', because cats never look old and wrinkly, right? so they must be drinking from the fountain of youth. We also conclude that one of my cats is french and the other prussian, because.. well.. i dont know why... but we talk to them in french anyway :)

it's in the genetics, i swear.

is this too long? Am i doing OK?

Hmmmm school today, that seems like a popular topic, School was schooly like usuall, the people are nice, the teachers are OK and the subjects are do-able. Except Maths. but let's leave that, eh? I dont want this to be a depressing one, let's make people SMILE! you there, smile. I SAID SMILE!
haha, just scared myself into smiling :)

Weeeeelllllll, that's all for today. Bye.